So tell me why, birds keep pooping on my car? And not just regular poop, but massive ass poops. Yesterday a bird pooped (or could have been two), twice. One gigantic thick ass one and a regular sized one. Made my dad clean it up last night. And now I find this! WTF!!! No, but yesterday’s poop was probably worse. It was SOOO thick. Lol, you can see me in the reflection.